| I am Kate Switzer, a medical examiner at Boston Medical Examiner's Office. I think of things negatively, it's way easier than fake that happy-go-lucky attitude like that British blogger, Nigel. I've grown to 'bond' with all the other medical examiners working there. I am often seen working with music, especially with autopsies. I have a dog named Binky, a dog show, of course. -- Kate Quotes Garret: Dr. Switzer what are you doing here, the case is closed. Dr. Switzer: Actually I’ve been asked to stay. Kate: Niceness is overrated. I never saw the point. It’s all based on lies anyway. “How are you?” “Have a nice weekend.” The truth is, I don’t give a crap how you are or what kind of weekend you have. Nigel: Aren’t you a bucket of sunshine. Kate (to Nigel): You know this is what you get for boasting about your crime solving genius on the internet. Some psycho took it as a challenge. Kate: Rule number one about moving. Try not to drop anything. Bug: Uh…what is that? Kate: Not what. Who. (reveals mummy) Nyema. It’s the murdered daughter of Ramses II. 19th Dynasty. 13th Century B.C. Woody: You run out of fresh bodies? Practicing up? Woody: Well I hate to break it to you, but 3000 year old murder mystery. Your perp’s going to be dead. Kate: Get your hands off my mummy. Nigel: (comes in a turns off Kate’s music) Don’t you have any Christmas music? (starts humming we wish you a Merry Christmas). Kate: Stop. (Nigel keeps singing) Kate: Okay. STOP. Kate: (to Nigel) I hate to break it to you, but there is no Santa Claus. This body is a lunatic who put on a costume and jumped down a chimney. It happens every Christmas. Nigel: I beg to differ. Yes Virginia. There is a Santa Claus. Kate: And he’s dead. Emy: Dr. Switzer. Kate: What is it? Emy: The Easter Bunny is in the lobby. Kate: Hey, been waiting long? Woody: I just got here, traffic was a bitch! Kate: Yeah, the Big Dig. The gift that keeps on giving. Kate: The only thing even resembling evidence . . . the fingerprints on Colite’s car, but they’re smudged beyond recognition. Woody: But what if they weren’t? Kate: But they are. Woody: What if they weren’t? Kate: Okay what happened in there? Jordan: I slipped. Kate: You were cowering and you looked terrified. Jordan: No I’m fine. I’m wet. Kate: Jordan? What is it. Jordan: I think I’m having hallucinations. Kate: For how long? Jordan: A couple days. Kate: Why didn’t you say anything? Jordan: I was afraid. I don’t want anyone to know the surgery didn’t work. Kate: You’re unbelievably stubborn. You know you have to tell Garret. If you don’t I will. Kate: We’ll just adjust the dosage and see if it works. Jordan: And what if it doesn’t help? Kate: And people call me negative. Nigel: Come on, what happened at your wedding? Kate: Why does everyone around here think they have a right to know everything about everything? Nigel: We care. Kate: What’s wrong? Bug: Baby. Kate: Now? Lily: I think so. Kate: Oh my God, we have to get you to a doctor. Lily (shouting): You’re all doctors. Kate: You know, since we’re stuck working with each other so often, I decided to stop torturing you. |
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Bug: I like girls.
Nigel: As do I, but our love can transcend sexuality. What do ya say, Buggles, help out a friend in need? Be my wife?
Bug: You know I can’t think of a way to be sensitive about this. No.
-S1E8, Digger Part 1
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"If I hear that that story got out to anyone else, you’re going to be missing a kidney."
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Bug: I like girls.
Nigel: As do I, but our love can transcend sexuality. What do ya say, Buggles, help out a friend in need? Be my wife?
Bug: You know I can’t think of a way to be sensitive about this. No.
-S1E8, Digger Part 1
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"If I hear that that story got out to anyone else, you’re going to be missing a kidney."
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Bug: I like girls.
Nigel: As do I, but our love can transcend sexuality. What do ya say, Buggles, help out a friend in need? Be my wife?
Bug: You know I can’t think of a way to be sensitive about this. No.
-S1E8, Digger Part 1
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Jordan: Bug, you rock.
Bug: Yeah, I know.
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"If I hear that that story got out to anyone else, you’re going to be missing a kidney."
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Jordan: Bug, you rock.
Bug: Yeah, I know.
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"If I hear that that story got out to anyone else, you’re going to be missing a kidney."
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